{"id":31,"date":"2010-10-16T21:37:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-17T03:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.intlwota.com\/happydisco\/?p=31"},"modified":"2010-10-16T21:37:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-17T03:37:00","slug":"top-5-idol-promotions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mescallado.com\/happydisco\/index.php\/2010\/10\/16\/top-5-idol-promotions\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Idol Promotions!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Idols sell a lot of stuff. A loot. So, here&#8217;s my top list of the five idol commercial\/cross-promotions that I find to be the most interesting\/fun.<\/p>\n<p><b>5. W Sells Cannibal Pancakes.&nbsp;<\/b><br \/><object height=\"325\" width=\"400\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fR0YytFshxg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I really wanted to put the one where W sells acne cream instead of this, but the idea of W force feeding pancakes to pancakes is kind of hilarious; W promotes cannibalism folks. No wonder Kago and Tsuji had scandals.<\/p>\n<p><b>4. Morning Musume sells Pocky!<\/b><br \/><object height=\"325\" width=\"400\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/7zknopiqqv8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a classic, what can I say? Ishiyoshi at the end, Morning Musume being chased by a gorilla who is probably Tsunku with his creeper face at the end. Also, Morning Musume did a LOT with Glico and pocky, having Yes! Pocky Girls on the 5th album and a 2 minute video of each member tasting mousse pocky and going &#8220;OH IT&#8217;S LIKE SEX IN THE MOUTH.&#8221; So. Classic gets 4th.<\/p>\n<p><b>3. &#8220;Yes, I need to sell some tea. Or crackers. Or rice. Or soap?&#8221; &#8220;Call Matsuura Aya!&#8221;<\/b><br \/><object height=\"325\" width=\"400\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8E4CV4wLC58?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Kind of cheating, but seriously. Ayaya can sell ANYTHING. The above is Ayaya singing with a couple of models backdancing. Uh, yeah, that made me want to buy some pretz.<\/p>\n<p><object height=\"325\" width=\"400\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8C4x3hI3IbY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>^THAT is to sell tea. I don&#8217;t even know what&#8217;s going on. But I feel like a lot of the time advertisers are like &#8220;what to do to sell tea&#8230; CALL AYA.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object height=\"325\" width=\"400\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/p5IOZ75_TxE?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>She just sings. And pours tea. And this is considered effective sales tactics. Therefore, Ayaya can sell anything to anyone.<\/p>\n<p><b>2. What do I want for Dinner? Ohhhhhhh MEAT!! \ud83d\ude00<\/b><br \/><object height=\"325\" width=\"400\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TqoalbrHJvE?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Again, slightly cheating. It&#8217;s Rika. But seriously; &#8220;Hmm, we want to sell meat&#8230; Ishikawa Rika singing and dancing!&#8221; And apparently this song (Rika singing different types of beef products) was played in grocery stores. Kind of fantastic. I approve.<\/p>\n<p><b>1. &#8220;Buy this juice to drink it with me!&#8221; *WOTA BUY JUICE*<\/b><br \/><object height=\"250\" width=\"400\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pizw3Wf8MHM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, this is the best promotion ever. Get the most popular idol group right now and get them to dress up as vegetables and sing a song involving vegetable names. It&#8217;s even a catchy song; I&#8217;ve found myself going around singing &#8220;yasaiiii oh woah woah shisutazu!&#8221; to myself before I even realized I was singing about vegetables.<\/p>\n<p>Even though this is really catchy as a song and is really entertaining as a PV (I have this deep love for the costumes; I WANT the asparagus costume Sae is wearing. I&#8217;d wear it out and about.) the real genius here is in the other videos that exist.<\/p>\n<p><object height=\"250\" width=\"400\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/i_ZDQA-yXWw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. A video that&#8217;s JUST your idols drinking juice. The title has &#8220;together&#8221; in it so I assume the video&#8217;s basically &#8220;drink juice with me!&#8221; If this isn&#8217;t an amazing tactic I don&#8217;t know what is. &#8220;I want to drink juice with my idol! Let&#8217;s go out and buy this brand so I can feel connected to Lovetan\/Miichan\/Acchan\/whoever.&#8221; The sad thing is, if I were in Japan I&#8217;d totally do that.<\/p>\n<p>So therefore, the Yasai Sisters of AKB48 are THE best idol promotions ever!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Idols sell a lot of stuff. A loot. So, here&#8217;s my top list of the five idol commercial\/cross-promotions that I find to be the most interesting\/fun. 5. 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